import pymysql def time_long(time): if time < 3.00: return "唉唉唉,杂鱼,耐力杂鱼,射得太快了吧,真是个杂鱼小jb" if time < 20.00: return "嘻嘻嘻,小杂鱼,这么快就撑不住?真是太逊了" if time < 40.00: return "哎呀,你jb有点杂鱼唉,但短短的也很可爱了" if time < 80.00: return "嘻嘻,jb还能坚持一下吗,还有很大进步空间哦" if time < 150.00: return "嘿嘿,jb有点水准了,下次再多坚持一会把" if time < 300.00: return "嚯嚯,坚持得挺久嘛,已经不是杂鱼jb了哦" if time < 500.00: return "不错哦,能坚持这么久,你这家伙一定是有在偷偷锻炼了吧" else: return "假的吧,坚持了这么久,好厉害! 简直是鬼畜级别的jb了" def volume(V): if V < 1.00: return "好稀薄哦,杂鱼,杂鱼,最近偷偷打了不少吧" if V < 3.00: return "杂鱼,只出来少少的,嘛也很可爱啦" if V < 10.00: return "啊呀呀,怎么快就被榨干了,杂鱼" if V < 20.00: return "嘻嘻,这个量也一般般嘛,下次再多攒点吧" if V < 50.00: return "嘿嘿,好多浓浓的哦,下次争取再多产点吧" if V < 80.00: return "好厉害,这么多,我满手都是了" else: return "诶诶欸,假的吧,这个量,你这家伙已经不是人类了" def isUserExist(openid): conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9' # 连接名称,默认127.0.0.1 ,user = 'saipo' # 用户名 ,passwd='Grasste0403' # 密码 ,port= 3306 # 端口,默认为3306 ,db='saipo' # 数据库名称 ,charset='utf8' # 字符编码 ) cur = conn.cursor() sql = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM dajiaouser WHERE openid = %s" cur.execute(sql, (openid,)) result = cur.fetchone() cur.close() conn.close() return result[0] > 0 def insertUser(openid): conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9' ,user = 'saipo' ,passwd='Grasste0403' ,port= 3306 ,db='saipo' ,charset='utf8' ) cur = conn.cursor() sql = "INSERT INTO dajiaouser (openid,nameid) VALUES (%s,%s)" cur.execute(sql, (openid,"小jb")) conn.commit() cur.close() conn.close() def seconds_to_hms(seconds): hours = seconds // 3600 minutes = (seconds % 3600) // 60 seconds = seconds % 60 return f"{int(hours)}h{int(minutes)}m{int(seconds)}s" def ml_to_l_ml(ml): liters = ml // 1000 milliliters = ml % 1000 return f"{int(liters)}L{int(milliliters)}ml" def get_user_name(openid): conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9' # 连接名称,默认 ,user = 'saipo' # 用户名 ,passwd='Grasste0403' # 密码 ,port= 3306 # 端口,默认为3306 ,db='saipo' # 数据库名称 ,charset='utf8' # 字符编码 ) cur = conn.cursor() sql = "SELECT nameid FROM dajiaouser WHERE openid = %s" cur.execute(sql, (openid,)) result = cur.fetchone() cur.close() conn.close() if result: return result[0] else: return None