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import pymysql
def time_long(time):
if time < 3.00:
return "唉唉唉杂鱼耐力杂鱼射得太快了吧真是个杂鱼小jb"
if time < 20.00:
return "嘻嘻嘻,小杂鱼,这么快就撑不住?真是太逊了"
if time < 40.00:
return "哎呀你jb有点杂鱼唉但短短的也很可爱了"
if time < 80.00:
return "嘻嘻,jb还能坚持一下吗还有很大进步空间哦"
if time < 150.00:
return "嘿嘿jb有点水准了下次再多坚持一会把"
if time < 300.00:
return "嚯嚯坚持得挺久嘛已经不是杂鱼jb了哦"
if time < 500.00:
return "不错哦,能坚持这么久,你这家伙一定是有在偷偷锻炼了吧"
else:
return "假的吧,坚持了这么久,好厉害! 简直是鬼畜级别的jb了"
def volume(V):
if V < 1.00:
return "好稀薄哦,杂鱼,杂鱼,最近偷偷打了不少吧"
if V < 3.00:
return "杂鱼,只出来少少的,嘛也很可爱啦"
if V < 10.00:
return "啊呀呀,怎么快就被榨干了,杂鱼"
if V < 20.00:
return "嘻嘻,这个量也一般般嘛,下次再多攒点吧"
if V < 50.00:
return "嘿嘿,好多浓浓的哦,下次争取再多产点吧"
if V < 80.00:
return "好厉害,这么多,我满手都是了"
else:
return "诶诶欸,假的吧,这个量,你这家伙已经不是人类了"
def isUserExist(openid):
conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9' # 连接名称默认127.0.0.1
,user = 'saipo' # 用户名
,passwd='Grasste0403' # 密码
,port= 3306 # 端口默认为3306
,db='saipo' # 数据库名称
,charset='utf8' # 字符编码
)
cur = conn.cursor()
sql = "SELECT COUNT(*) FROM dajiaouser WHERE openid = %s"
cur.execute(sql, (openid,))
result = cur.fetchone()
cur.close()
conn.close()
return result[0] > 0
def insertUser(openid):
conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9'
,user = 'saipo'
,passwd='Grasste0403'
,port= 3306
,db='saipo'
,charset='utf8'
)
cur = conn.cursor()
sql = "INSERT INTO dajiaouser (openid,nameid,baglist) VALUES (%s,%s,%s)"
cur.execute(sql, (openid,'小jb','{"baglist":[{"id":1,"num":1}]}'))
conn.commit()
cur.close()
conn.close()
def seconds_to_hms(seconds):
hours = seconds // 3600
minutes = (seconds % 3600) // 60
seconds = seconds % 60
return f"{int(hours)}h{int(minutes)}m{int(seconds)}s"
def ml_to_l_ml(ml):
liters = ml // 1000
milliliters = ml % 1000
return f"{int(liters)}L{int(milliliters)}ml"
def get_user_name(openid):
conn=pymysql.connect(host = '192.168.31.9' # 连接名称,默认
,user = 'saipo' # 用户名
,passwd='Grasste0403' # 密码
,port= 3306 # 端口默认为3306
,db='saipo' # 数据库名称
,charset='utf8' # 字符编码
)
cur = conn.cursor()
sql = "SELECT nameid FROM dajiaouser WHERE openid = %s"
cur.execute(sql, (openid,))
result = cur.fetchone()
cur.close()
conn.close()
if result:
return result[0]
else:
return None